The New Year's Eve we did the town
The day I tore old Al Alberts down
I will have these moments to remember"
 - Jazz Vulture -

The Four Lads
The Four Preps
The Four Freshmen
The Four Coins
The Four Tops
The Four Door Sedans
The Four Wheel Drives
The Four Elements
The Four Branches of the Mabinogi
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
The Four Aces

How can anyone tell the difference?  They all sound the
same.  I mean, the Four Aces recorded "It's No Sin,"
"Shangri-La" and "Three Coins in the Fountain," while The
Four Coins recorded "My One Sin" and Shangri-La."  The Four
Freshmen and The Four Preps both recorded "Shangri-La" and
The Four Lads sang "Moments to Remember" and, of course,
"Shangri-La."

Jazz Vulture could tell the difference.  Al Alberts, who was
87 when JV's little sister screamed "Payback's a
motherfucker, Al," was the founding member of The Four Aces,
a harmony group from the early 1950s that won two Oscars,
one for "Three Coins in the Fountain" and one for "Love is a
Many-Splendored Thing."  JV gets five points for the hit and
five for putting his "Heart and Soul" into the solo.  Total:
10.

(Update courtesy of Bill Schenley)

Players - Points - Hits

DDT - 173 - Thirteen
EdV - 163 - Thirteen
Mr. Brink - 131 - Thirteen
Erik - 129 - Twelve
I Drink Your Milkshake - 107 - Nine
Philip - 105 - Ten
Amelia - 103 - Eight
Denise - 100 - Nine
Direcorbie - 99 - Eleven
Undertaker - 96 - Ten
Yersinia Pestis - 95 - Seven
Another Lurker - 87 - Nine
Buford - 83 - Ten
Death Eaters - 79 - Eight
Abby - 79 - Seven
Allen Kirshner - 77 - Ten
Sis - 75 - Seven
JD Baldwin - 73 - Five
Busgal - 72 - Ten
Max Weder - 69 - Six
Charlene - 65 - Nine
Ray Arthur - 65 - Nine
Dead People Server - 63 - Seven
DGH - 63 - Six
Starfish - 60 - Six
Fireball - 58 - Ten
Constant Irritant - 57 - Six
Bill Schenley - 54 - Six
Jazz Vulture - 54 - Five
Mark - 52 - Eight
Moldy Oldies - 51 - Six
Johnnyb - 50 - Four
Allezblancs - 48 - Four
Kathypig1 - 47 - Six
Chaptal - 46 - Three
DrunkAsASkunk - 44 - Five
Hulka - 43 - Five
Garrett - 42 - Four
Team Bubba - 41 - Four
Mort Chewary - 40 - Five
Jenstrikesagain - 38 - Four
Kixco - 36 - Six
Monarc - 36 - Five
Bushwhacker - 36 - Three
Sarndra - 36 - Two
Chipmunk Roasting - 35 - Five
Nova Cassius - 31 - Five
Dannyb - 30 - Four
McKie - 29 - Four
Eternity Tours - 28 - Five
The Wiz - 26 - Six
RH Draney - 25 - Five
Deepstblu - 25 - Four
The Monkey Farm - 24 - Three
Kathi - 23 - Four
Exuma - 22 - Five
Pat Peeve - 20 - Four
Brigid - 21 - Four
Excard - 19 - Two
Dead Batteries - 18 - Six
Lurker3791 - 18 - Three
Koko-Moxie - 16 - One
King Daevid - 14 - Four
???Guest - 14 - One
Jim_Thornton - 13 - One
Mister Selina - 12 - Three
James Neibaur - 10 - One
Emily - 9 - Two
O'Wilner - 5 - One

Hits

1.   Maria de Jesus
2.   Sir Alan Walters
3.   Griffin Bell
4.   Olga San Juan
5.   Lei Clijsters
6.   Mick Imlah
7.   Preston Gomez
8.   Dai Llewellyn
9.   Ricardo Montalban
10. Hortense Calisher
11. Sir John Mortimer
12. Andrew Wyeth
13. Tapan Sinha
14. Kathleen Byron
15. Billy Werber
16. Mary Lundby
17. Kay Yow
18. John Updike
19. Guy Hunt
20. Ingemar Johansson
21. Lukas Foss
22. Paul Birch
23. Philip Carey
24. Blossom Dearie
25. Willem Kolff
26. Edward Upward
27. Joe Cuba
28. Larry Miller
29. Philip Jose Farmer
30. Wendy Richard
31. Paul Harvey
32. Colleen Howe
33. Hank Locklin
34. Anne Wiggins Brown
35. Ron Silver
36. Jack Lawrence
37. Jade Goody
38. Lou Saban
39. Raul Alfonsin
40. David "Pop" Winans
41. J.G. Ballard
42. Ken Annakin
43. The Reverend Timothy Wright
44. Bea Arthur
45. Greg Page
46. Milton Lewis
47. Dom DiMaggio
48. Dom DeLuise
49. Bruce Snyder
50. Ian Cundy
51. Robert Muller
52. Millvina Dean
53. Hugh Hopper
54. Ed McMahon
55. Jerri Nielsen
56. Farrah Fawcett
57. Michael Jackson
58. Huey Long
59. Karl Malden
60. Mollie Sugden
61. Robert McNamara
62. Oscar Mayer
63. Leo Mol
64. Walter Cronkite
65. Henry Allingham
66. Harry Patch
67. Merce Cunningham
68. Sir Bobby Robson
69, Corazon Aquino
70. Sidney Zion
71. Budd Schulberg
72. Eunice Kennedy Shriver
73. Les Paul
74. Virginia Davis
75. Allen Shellenberger
76. Robert Novak
77. Muriel Duckworth
78. Teddy Kennedy
79. Dominick Dunne
80. Abdul Aziz al-Hakim
81. Mady Rahl
82. Aubrey Buxton (Lord Buxton of Alsa)
83. Army Archerd
84. Larry Gelbart
85. Frank "Junior" Coghlan
86. Patrick Swayze
87. Crystal Lee Sutton
88. Mary Travers
89. Irving Kristol
90. Arthur Ferrante
91. Susan Atkins
92. William Safire
93. Rusty Wier
94. Elizabeth Prophet
95. Vic Mizzy
96. Joseph Wiseman
97. Margaret Fitzgerald
98. Soupy Sales
99. Clifford Hansen
100. Lou Jacobi
101. Michelle Triola
102. Claude Levi-Strauss
103. Francisco Ayala
104. William Avery
105. Carl Ballantine
106. Patriarch Pavle
107. Charlie Bowman
108. Edward Woodward
109. Al Alberts

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